It’s time for the 27th annual Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, featuring a solid week of shark-centric programming for viewers who just can’t get enough of … factually incorrect fear-mongering stories about sharks. Sharks are the villain everyone loves to hate, from Jaws to endless B-movies on the SyFy Channel, but in fact, the real enemy is humans. Worldwide, sharks are in critical danger, and we’re the only ones who can save them. It’s time to put down the remote and take up the cause of shark conservation, because it won’t be too long before Shark Week is little more than a series of antique horror films about a superorder of fish that used to be abundant in the world’s oceans.